352 Quotes About Lol

The king picked up his goblet, swirling the wine inside. 'I didn't receive word that your legion was here.'"They're not."Chaol braced for the execution order, praying he wouldn't be the one to do it. The king said, "I told you to bring them, General.""Here, I was thinking you wanted the plesure of my company.

Good God, I have taken leave of my senses. I never thank Delalieu. I've likely given the poor man a heart attack.

If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they're accidentally discovered by some guy on a journey to awaken his spirit at the Salinas Pueblo Missions, can I have your iMac?" I gaped at her. "You've really thought this out."I love your iMac.""I love my iMac too, and you're not getting her.""But you'll be decomposing.

Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.”“You’re drunk.” “Yeah, and you’re ugly, but do I complain about it? No! Because I don’t complain about things that I can’t change. That’s called intelligence.

It's like scrying into that weird space. There's so much coming out of him, it shouldn't be possible. Do you remember that woman who came in who was pregnant with quadruplets? It was like that, but worse.""He's pregnant?" Blue asked.

The buck stops here," Ronan said, pulling up the hand brake. "Home shit home.

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

I cannot, for the life of me, remember what we were just conversing about! Alas. I will forever remember this time we spent together affectionately and oh god I remember now you pervert!”“You were the one who shouted ‘sex’!” He hisses.“You were the one who was born, so really I think that’s the root of the problem.

Well,” I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, “next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he's got a girlfriend now, too.