352 Quotes About Lol

Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts.

Helen if you continue to fondle the bastard right in front of me, I'll have to dislocate his other shoulder.

She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star.

Staring at her, his reasons are lost to me.

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.

Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of disposition.

She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room."Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy by the way.

Was that my voice? Really? I sounded like a five-year-old girl with a smoking problem.

There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master's Kingdom - death and marriage.""What an appropriate pairing," I muse."He thought so.