73 Quotes About Sarcasm-humor

Well we can't be having that. One person starts having fun and it turns into an epidemic. Difficult to stop that kind of thing, you know.

Better to have loved and lost some money, than not having money at all.

Dying's a bitch, and I would know.

Dictatorship of any kind, be it in politics or in matters of religion, is an anathema and plain simply is but tyranny. Your ism is yours to cherish. Dare you try to impose it upon another, then, one has all the right to make it perish. Or laugh at you, and your nanny.

Anyone who writes an autobiography is either a twat or broke.

Anyone who writes an autobiography is either a twat or broke. I’m a bit of both.

So no going and getting yourself killed,” Kieran jumped in. With the way those fae targeted him last night, more would come. The memory of the bartender lingered—if they’d made one wrong move the victim could’ve been Liz. Liz rolled her eyes. “Yeah, I’m going to go toddle into traffic.

You jealous souls are primeval without a doubt,Teach yourself to eat better instead of trying to eat one's heart out.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.