53 Quotes About Dark-humour

You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.

SWAT? For me?" Still trembling, one hand clung to the ambulance gurney, the other held a massive sterilised cotton wool wad under my nose."Tactical Support was busy. You got Dennis and Arlo," said Harry, speed-reading the papers he'd snatched from inside my jacket.Closest his hands had been to my chest in a long time."Which one broke my nose?""That'd be Dennis.

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

Dictatorship of any kind, be it in politics or in matters of religion, is an anathema and plain simply is but tyranny. Your ism is yours to cherish. Dare you try to impose it upon another, then, one has all the right to make it perish. Or laugh at you, and your nanny.

Near misses are where you're nearly killed, near missus are where you're nearly married - some would argue they're the same thing.

However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him - they would both be present at a celebratory dinner when they reached the roof, he reflected with a touch of gallows-humour, but the poodle would be in the pot.

Hell: a personalised service.

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing.

My condolences, you're still alive.