352 Quotes About Lol

Uh...What psycho sets their texts to preview mode? (Mallory)

Better to have an education than a husband. At least you know what you're getting with the education.

Welcome to Stratosphere. Which church do you normally attend?"Kitty tried to think of all the churches she passed every single day on the way down from her apartment on The Peak, but her mind temporarily went blank. "Er, the Church of Volturi," she blurted out, picturing the church-like space from the Twilight movies where those scary old vampires sat on thrones.

I did my best to look triumphant when really I felt like a giant failure.

..."suppose that hand were green, its owner wearing a tattered red vest over her hanging dugs?

Translating Sein-bei as “being alongside” is just dumb.

—¿Hemos hecho lo correcto? —preguntó Zarpa Gris.—No lo sé —admitió el otro—. Si lo hemos hecho, somos héroes y los cachorros están a salvo. Si nos equivocamos, entonces ya podemos darnos por muertos.

I think the world's fast becoming a scary place. It's suddenly open season on Christians across the globe. Our Constitution doesn't mean much any more, and our money's in the toilet. I'm really scared of the Iran nuclear deal and how suddenly our state is getting flooded with Middle Eastern immigrants who want to change our culture.

Constance Lane tried to frown, but there wasn't enough slack skin across her brow.