352 Quotes About Lol

You aren't a morning person, are you?" he mused."No, I'm not. There is a reason mornin' and mournin' sound the same.

(Some girl) "You said we'd have breakfast!"(Jasper) "If i live, i'll buy you waffles." "You don't have enough money to buy her waffles," Wylan grumbled."Be quite. We're in a library.

You wouldn't recognize a good thing if it was spanking your ass.

She snorts. "Yeah, I'll tape my boobs down and wear my Burger King Crown. That'll fool'em. They see five-foot-seven-inch-tall, hippy eleven-year-olds all the time." She sneers at me. "You on the other hand...""Did you just call me short?""And, apparently, boobless.""Sawyer doesn't think so.

Please", I scoff. "Dot-com jokes are so two visions ago. Stay on your toes, Angotti, or you're off the team.

What in the world? I stare at him, my mouth open. “I never said you had an STD!

There is always someone better than you... unless you are the best

When we come in, Trey is sitting up in the bed, him arm is a sling and a shadow of stubble on his face. "It's about time," he says. He's got the look of a stoner on his face, and I he's got a morphine drip going. Guess mom and Dad don't think HE'LL get addicted. Eye roll.

She finds Snickers bars in the strangest places.(She knows it's from him.)(She wonders if they're laced with pot.)