352 Quotes About Lol

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. And if you can't be a unicorn, be an llama.

I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear?

I dab at the blood with some gauze from the kit, fighting back hysterical giggles. I blame it on the unbearable stress, not on the fact that I'm wiping Evan Walker's ass.

Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass.

Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT FAILSAUCES! XD.What's an XD?A sideways laughing face of horrendous proportions. Don't change the subject.

Does she realize she looks like a sunflower, ready to rain sunlight on all who look down upon her?

Did you have fun? How many boys did you make out with? Seventy. At least. How many shots did you take?Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of the way.

Okay, but if you try to get me to pray with you, I walk.