352 Quotes About Lol

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

I can take care of myself,” I said hotly.“Darlin, you don't even know how to pleasure yourself.

Speaking of fruit, I'm down--I mean, he's down--to his underwear.

I'm just trying not to have a Tom Cruise moment[…]He was having a very Tom Cruise moment

I'm surprised he doesn't reach for a wet nap to rid his hands of my general poorness.

I didn’t say you weren’t smart. I said you were stupid.”“I guess I’m too dumb to see the difference.

Haveyou ever kissed a guy?”“I’ve kissed my dad and mygranddad.

To love, is to destroy.