352 Quotes About Lol

It’s quite simple, really. Someone offers me chocolate cakeor donuts or something, I kind of black out, then come to andI’m covered in crumbs and feel like I want to barf, and yet I haveno recollection of eating anything. It’s the strangest thing.

The urge to let go of the wheel and just see what happens is compelling. IfI live, I’ll wake to find myself in hospital. I won’t have to do anything, deal with anybody, talk, bescared anymore, because I will have become somebody else’s responsibility. And if I die, well theneverything’s solved. No more being angry like this.

Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole 'cousin' thing

His life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face

you could cry, get worried or angry like any other human being, as long as you remembered that up above your spirit was laughing out loud at those thorny situation

How’s yours?” inquires Marv soon after. “Or more to the point, what is it?”“Eggs and cheese and something.”“Do you even like eggs?”“No.”“Then why’d you get it?”“Well, it didn’t look like eggs when it was on that other guy’s plate.”“Fair enough. You want some of mine?

Did you hear what I said? She's ex-Mob. Her gun probably eats guns like that for breakfast.

In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She’d bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena’s, which had led to Mount Olympus’s first reality TV punishment program: 'So You Think You Can Weave Better Than a Goddess?' Arachne had lost in a big way.

Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistakenme for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look as young as the 1950s.