352 Quotes About Lol

I know you're undead, but that drink might kill you." "I have seen empires rise like the slow, bright dawn and crumble to dust like a cookie in a clenched fist. I am as ancient as the foundations of the Earth itself. This won't hurt me.""You're fifty-three, Sapphire. You were turned two decades ago.

It's not such a huge deal when this happens at a 7-Eleven. It's pretty huge, though, when you spend the entire job interview trying not to come across like a box of hair and you come across like a box of hair.

And now I’m humming Toni Braxton. Fuck you, Donovan O’Neil.

Someone asked me if I suffered from Insanity.I replied, no, I enjoy it.

I assure you that in all matters of discretion not involving food, we make etiquette tutors look like slobbering barbarians.

I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.''You smell terrible.''That's the smell of evil.''It's like rancid meat and bad eggs.''Evil," Scapegrace insisted.

When it started to climb between my legs, my balls and its claws only separated by a thin blanket, I sincerely considered throwing it (the cat, not my member) out of the window.

The Baron scowled.That particular expression appeared on his face more than any other. Alan decided that it must be the Baron’s equivalent of a smile--and even if that weren’t the case, Alan would believe it anyway.

I nod and smile and smile and nod, and when she turns away, I form a gun with my hand, place it to my temple, and pull the trigger. This girl is starved for attention. It's amazing to me when people are totally unaware of how bad they are at socializing.