446 Quotes About Machines

Our inventions have long been ahead of us in terms of efficiency and sanity, productivity and predictability. Oh, how we’ve wished we could be manmade, too. What has been keeping us back, keeping us messy? The animal impediment, within and without. Eliminating these impediments, we will surely be catching up with our machines, resembling them more and more impeccably.

Men made machines.

Before we complicated life with money, machines and missiles we did well with morals, manpower and meetings.

With an evermore increase of industrialisation machine stops being merely a tool, develops a life of its own and imposes its rhythm onto human. Operating it he moves mechanically, becomes part of the machine.

At home I am a man, at work I am a machine.

A machine is more blameless, more sinless even than any animal. It has no intentions whatsoever but our own.

A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made men curious. They seemed to think it had something to do with them.

When people try to be able to do everything, they learn to feel like machines.

And, Your Majesty, he was afraid to tell you, but … secretly, he was a Pisces.