449 Quotes About Magnus-bane

Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon.""You noticed," said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual," added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents," said Alec.

Get over here. Sheldon's had an idea.""Who's Sheldon?", said Isabelle.

Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay.""I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider," said Simon.

He’d always assumed that storybook moments like these were meant for Jace, Isabelle, anyone but him. Yet here he was.

Raziel’s sixty feet tall?” “Actually, he’s only fifty-nine feet tall, but he likes to exaggerate,” said Magnus.Isabelle clicked her tongue in annoyance. “Valentine raised an angel in his cellar. Idon’t see why you need all this space—”“Because Valentine is just WAY MORE AWESOME than me,

Magnus glared at him out of gold-green eyes. “If I wanted to lie on a couch andcomplain to someone about my parents, I’d hire a psychiatrist.”“Ah,” said Jace. “But my services are free.”“I heard that about you.

I was going to watch Project Runway," said Jace. "It's on next.""No, you're not," said Magnus. He snapped his fingers and the TV went off, releasing a small puff of smoke as the picture died. "You need to deal with this.""Suddenly you're interested in solving my problems?""I'm interested in getting my apartment back. I'm tired of you cleaning all the time.

Alec slid his hand from Jace's arm to his shoulder. Magnus cleared his throat. Alec dropped his hand. Simon grinned into his undrunk coffee.

If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think ur kewl,' I'm going to kill you.