66 Quotes About Marriage-humor
- Author Oliver Markus Malloy
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No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes them different from cats. The same goes for men and women. The trouble starts when cats don't realize that dogs are different. Dogs think differently, and perceive the world differently, than cats do. I'm a dog. You're a cat. And a dog knows better what it's like to be a dog than a cat does.
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- Author Anoir Ou-Chad
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Don’t worry too much about losing your friends. They will dissipate after marriage anyway.
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- Author Julieanne O'Connor
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Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb.
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- Author Dr.P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
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Husband-wife relation is like a titanic watch, looks for the exact time to drown you
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- Author Lailah Gifty Akita
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O Lord, grant my dearest husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita, the spirit of prayer and the grace to read thy word.
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- Author Isaac Marion
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Me agarro el estómago de nuevo. —Me siento vacío... Me siento...muerto. Él asiente. —Matri...monio.
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- Author Lailah Gifty Akita
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Love protects and preserves in all times.
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- Author A.K. Kuykendall
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She is the keeper of my heart, my soul, my dick and balls.
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- Author Mark W Boyer
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The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.
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