123 Quotes About Masturbation

I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.

For most men, at the very least, sex is a daily deal. Men need to come. If they aren’t doing it with you, then they’re doing it with themselves – or worse, with someone else.

You’ve jerked my heart more than your dick.

The universe has an itch, and I have been called upon to scratch it.

Reading - like masturbation - is something you do alone and very little in life brings more pleasure.

Some men believe a girl squirting under their touch is a sign of their own sex appeal and machismo. It seems a shame to pee on their parade, but the truth is, the methodical throb of a vibrator in the right place and in the right hands – even your own hand – achieves more consistent results.

Just like real sex, the touching was good, but there came a point in time when a woman needed to be filled - deeply.

Squirting isn’t easy, it has to be said. Then, neither is riding a unicycle. Just as some people sweat more than others, or eat more than others, some girls erupt in surging geysers of vaginal fluids with greater facility and in more generous quantities than others.

I reach down and grab my cockthe rolling scenery in my mindfar from peaceful