406 Quotes About Memorable

We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.

I see an America whose rivers and valleys and lakes hills and streams and plains the mountains over our land and nature's wealth deep under the earth are protected as the rightful heritage of all the people.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.