30,129 Quotes About Men

Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.

All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini.

Well, it is very odd of you to threaten to throw your friends out of the window, I must say," remarked Juliana.He smiled. "Not at all. It is only my friends that I would throw out of the window.""Dear me!" said Juliana, finding the male sex incomprehensible.

A romantic man often feels more uplifted with two women than with one: his love seems to hit the ideal mark somewhere between two different faces.

Dear God, he prayed irreverently, was her blouse even legal?

I noticed a phenomenon that doesn't often happen toa man: several women turned round as he passed them.

She hadn’t known that the ability to make pancakes from scratch made a man brutally hot. Now she did.

A man who lives with his wife is safer and more venerable than a man who lives with a tramp.

There are no big men and big women. There are small people with big dreams and extra larger passion!