30,129 Quotes About Men

And I can't die easy thinking maybe the menfolks white or black is making a spit cup out of you. Have some sympathy for me. Put me down easy, Janie, I'm a cracked plate.

Since the dawn of time, women have been attracted to mates with strong survival skills—like intelligence and physical prowess—because men with these qualities are more likely to bring home dinner at the end of the day.” He stuck his thumbs in the air and grinned. “Dinner equals survival, team.

Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.

Fact: I don't know of a single girl who doesn't wish the show-it-all boxer-shorts phenomenon would go away as well. Guys, we just don't want to see your underwear. Truthfully, we believe that there is a direct correlation between how much underwear you show and how much you've got upstairs, if you know what I mean.

Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.

Men are always lost, they are confused and afraid, thus they are more trouble than they're worth.

...you have been fraternizing with warewolves overmuch! Military men can be terribly bad for one's verbal concatenation!

I can still count on one hand the number of men I`ve slept with.

If boyhood and youth are but vanity, must it not be our ambition to become men?