30,129 Quotes About Men

There are no broke men, just men who are starved of your sensual inspiration and motivation.

He’d never understood women; men were so simple by comparison. Centuries of absolute power had dulled the male brain, whereas women, forced for so long to cajole and manipulate, had evolved into far more complex and capable beings.

Here's a news flash for the ladies: for every one of you who thinks we all want a girl like Angelina Jolie, all skinny elbows and angles, the truth is, we'd rather curl up with someone like Charlotte - a woman who's soft when a guy wraps his arms around her; a woman who might have a smear of flour on her shirt the whole day and not notice or care, not even when she goes out to meet with the PTA; a woman who doesn't feel like an exotic vacation but is the home we can't wait to come back to.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Micro-mettle of women is stronger than herculean power of men.

I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.

If someone ever encourages men to become more like women. It is the good men who are with you who follow suit. While the bad men who are against you, remain men. Bets! Place your bets!

I should have been bolder and kissed her at the end. I should have been more cautious. I had talked too much. I had said too little.

Was it necessary to tell me that you wanted nothing in the world but me?'The corners of his mouth drooped peevishly.Oh, my dear, it's rather hard to take quite literally the things a man says when he's in love with you.'Didn't you mean them?'At the moment.