30,129 Quotes About Men

There is absolutely no man in the whole world who can possess one among you unless he first die.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.

Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there.

That man is a creature who needs order yet yearns for change is the creative contradiction at the heart of the laws which structure his conformity and define his deviancy.