30,129 Quotes About Men

Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.

The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like a Weight Watcher’s diet, with extra points at the end of the week if you don’t cheat.

The male tax?”“Yeah. The tax that men have to pay for not having to menstruate every month. Or risk getting pregnant. Or deal with the physically stronger sex in a macho world… Women have to put up with all that stuff, so the least we men can do is pay the male tax and get the tab.

I’m just not ready to give myself up, Sammy. I mean, there’s something perfect about virginity, and I haven’t found someone who deserves to take that perfection from me…”“You’re loco, Carlos. Insane. Totally crazy… Most guys think they’re imperfect for still being virgins past the age of seventeen.

A man worth loving is a man that never makes you feel like an option.

If the alternative to believing in God is believing in men, then the answer as to why I should believe in God is not only simple, it’s blatantly obvious.

Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out.

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work ... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.

Run with God or crawl with men. Although the choice seems blatantly obvious, the world seems ruefully oblivious.