248 Quotes About Morganville-vampires

I love it when you talk dirty physics.

He lives alone and makes his bed? Who does that?

„...And he doesn't like you to call him Mr. McStabby, you know.""Have you ever seen him cutting up that meat? He is like an artist with slicing. And that knife is as long as my arm. Mr. McStabby it is.

Just wanted to remind you that we're out of milk again. And hot sauce.""Why are those two always out at the same time? Because those do not go together.""I suspect Shane. He'd put hot sauce in anything," Michael said.

Ahh . . . maybe we should be going,” Shane said. “Ditch the shoes, Eve. We’ll be running now.”“I love these shoes!”“More than your circulatory system?”Eve silently kicked off the stilettos and backed up.

Glad it was you and not me," Shane said, and offered Myrin a hand up. "Any brain damage?""Since the bullet actually passed through his brain, then yes, idiot boy, there's certainly brain damage," Oliver said. "It will pass. His brain's the least fragile thing about him.""You say the nicest things," Myrin said. He was slurring his words, and he threw an arm around Oliver's neck. "Marry me.

Look, I hate good-byes, too. But sometimes, we need them just to survive.

I guess in my beer-soaked mind it would all just magically work out, and she'd be so happy to see me she'd forget about everything else. Because everybody loves having the drunken self-pitying boyfriend banging on their door at, Jesus, four thirty in the morning.

So, I guess you're there at your new place. Hope it's awesome. If it's not, you'll make it awesome, because that's what you do. It's your superpower.