52 Quotes About My-wife

My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

I don't get any money from my wife.

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog

I am always a competitor and my wife and son have never seen me wrestle.

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.