3,292 Quotes About New-york

A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac.

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.

Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.

Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.

Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.

I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.

Mary Keitany from Kenya won the women's race at the New York City Marathon. You can tell she was fast because guys on the street didn't even have time to finish their catcalls.

Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.

Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.