98 Quotes About Old-people

Monsieur, please stay back. You are old and frail, and I would not have you hurt in this clash.

Get on a bus full of old people and you’ll understand what I mean. It’s easy to pick the woman who’s spent her life indulging herself in moral indignation, tightening her lips against mothers who are too young, mothers who are too old, young men with dangerous-looking haircuts, and Winifred Martin going off with May Charleston’s husband, and at their age, honestly. Yes, you’ll be able to pick her in a trice, since she’ll be the one with the cat's arse where her mouth ought to be.

That's the funny thing about old people: they never seem in a hurry. I think old people have figured out that being five minutes late really doesn't matter much.

Mr. Phillips! Are you just getting in for the night? And Lord, have mercy! Where are your pants?

Santoliquido: – Ah, Furlan, per sicurezza le farò mettere un agente in borghese di guardia a casa sua, mi dicono che ci vive anche sua madre.Drago: – Basta che mia madre non si accorga di nulla.Santoliquido: – Potrebbe spaventarsi, capisco.Drago: – No, dottore, potrebbe spaventare l’agente, non la conosce.

She lived with the doctor on Via Po, in a gloomy, dark apartment, barely warmed in winter by just a small Franklin stove, and she no longer threw out anything, because everything might eventually come in handy: not even the cheese rinds or the foil on chocolates, with which she made silver balls to be sent to missions to “free a little black boy.

You should not take old people who are already dead seriously. It does them injustice. We immortals do not like thing to be taken seriously. We like joking. Seriousness, young man, is an accident of time.

Gray hair is a crown of life.

Then, for no reason I could tell you, I tossed the spool again, even though Elaine had asked me not to. Maybe only because, in a way, him chasing a spool was like old people having their slow and careful version of sex - you might not want to watch it , you who are young and convinced that, when it comes to old age, an exception will be made in your case, but they still want to do it.