42 Quotes About Orgasms

You have a common condition called orgasm brain.”“Let me guess. The cure is more orgasms?” “How did you know?

Shane's orgasmic contribution was an innovative and masterful variation on the theme of oh:“Oh...Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...AH!”Stretching the waistband of my boxers I addressed the man downstairs, “make a note Mr Brown. Buy Dick and Shane a copy of The Penguin Anthology Of Orgasmic Utterances for Christmas: surprise and delight your partner, fuck buddies and neighbours with your sparkling and witty climactic repartee, you''l have them cumming back for more.

Orgasms make such pretty bows to presents.

An orgasm is like the big bang, the explosion that creates life and makes life worth living.

His anger seemed out of proportion to the crime. Men. Give them an orgasm and they want...well, probably more orgasms.

When you have your first virgin orgasm it's like seeing a mirror reflecting all the good things life has in store.