2,497 Quotes About Parenting


  • Author Ann Patchett
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    She didn't know how to hate her mother yet, but every time she left her father crying in the airport she came that much closer to figuring it out.

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  • Author Victoria Denault
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    Congrats, buddy. It's going to be hysterical seeing you try to parent. You're a disaster.""Thanks, asshole," he says, but he's smiling because he sees the humor in my expression."I hope it's a girl and she grows up to be hot like her mom because that'll make it even more hysterical," I added and chuckle. "You're going to have to buy a baseball bat to keep the boys away.""Oh God, don't even joke about that," he warns.

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