33 Quotes About Peanuts

NOTE-Always remove the brown hull from the peanuts even though the recipe does not say so.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies!

Grownups are the ones who puzzle me at Christmastime...Who, but a grownup, would ruin a beautiful holiday season for himself by suddenly attempting to correspond with four hundred people he doesn't see all year?

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I fail to see why you did not understand that groceryman, he did not call it 'ground ground nuts,' he called it ground ground-nuts which is the only really SENSible thing to call it. Peanuts grow in the GROUND and are therefore GROUND-nuts, and after you take them out of the ground you grind them up and you have ground ground-nuts, which is a much more accurate name than peanut butter, you just don't understand English.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!

We all need someone to kiss us goodbye