47 Quotes About Penguins

I am glad The Worst Journey is coming out in Penguins: after all it is largely about penguins.

I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.

I have taken the liberty of quoting at length throughout from the gospels of the Emperor penguins. To them I owe a special debt of gratitude for their remarkable patience.

If ever the difficulties of your life seem overwhelming, consider the prospect of being eaten alive by savage penguins and rejoice that such horrors are unknown to you.

I know what nuns are, kind of. It's just I never saw one. I didn't know they looked like penguins.

Now I know how to make it as a pedophile. Forget lollypops. Antarctic wildlife is the ticket.

Graham glared him into silence, his eyes cold enough to make a penguin wish it had stocked up on thermal underwear.

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