83 Quotes About Penis

The face is like a penis.

It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.

Something girls never understood about poker night. The real point of the card play was to razz. Razzing calls forth unbridled farm-boy humour, earthy by some standards. The best quip involves belittling someone else's penis, or turning it back on the sayer, or both.

Lord, she really hoped that was his penis and that Greek gods didn’t pad their briefs.

Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.

Did you hear about the lawsuit? Mary asked."No, what?""I hear that he is so big," she lifted her eyebrows to indicate what she meant, "that he put a girl in the hospital and she is suing him, because she can never have babies because of him.""Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!" the sisters chorused."Could a guy really do that?" Lydia asked.Elizabeth shrugged. "I guess, but he would have to be the size of a friggin' oak tree.

However, Harry, my clock has stopped. The embalmer is rolling up his sleeves. Even as we speak, seventy-two virgins are slipping into schoolgirl uniforms for me. You must live, and I confirm: always put your penis first.

The penis is always depicted assufficient in itself, the genital equivalent of the Eye of Sauron.

It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.