220 Quotes About Pigs
- Author Joyce Haber
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God creates monsters. Women encourage them.""That sounds like a tract by Nancy O'Brien. Although I agree. Men are pigs.""Natalie, darling, sometimes so are women.
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- Author Linda Berdoll
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What is that admonition about not attempting to teach a pig to sing? It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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- Author John Updike
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Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
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- Author Suzy Davies
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So little Moon Pig put her snout into the soft dandelion head, which was round, and glowing, just like the moon. She blew and blew...
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- Author Norma Fox Mazer
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All the inane, meaningless noises people make that pass for intelligent conversation. They might as well be pigs grunting in the pen. (92)
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- Author Will Advise
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There's nothing as useful as the truth, in terms of ruining anyone's day, week, month, year, decade, or life… Unless, of course, you own a remotely operated automatic flamethrower-drone-tower and have some marinated pork-chops on your person, to lure unsuspecting dogs in close proximity to it, but since dogs don’t really have lives - by using this specific method of torture, you can only improve the remaining few seconds of their existence.
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- Author Jonah Goldberg
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Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.
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- Author Mango Wodzak
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While most people love certain species to pieces (e.g. cats and dogs), others are more loved in pieces (e.g. cows and pigs)
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- Author Sir Winston Churchill
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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