26 Quotes About Political-humor

GOP stands for Greedy Old Pedophiles.

Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

There's a way you political folks have of coming round and round a plain right thing

In this modern day and age America`s newest slogan is: Mom, apple pie and high-speed Internet. They say you can live two weeks without food, a day or so without water but take someone`s smart phone away, and that person won`t last five minutes.” - Will Roberts

There's no way I could be president of the United States, I have no; military experience, I've never run a business, for godsakes I mean- who could possibly clear that bar. The great thing about President Obama is he's actually left the presidential bar on the floor, anyone can walk over that bar now. If Barack Obama can be President of the United States literally anybody in the planet can be President of the United States

The difference between Bigfoot and a politician’s good conscience is no sightings to suggest the existence of the latter.

People are selfish by nature and motivated by self-interests, so if they want a government that is of the people, by the people, and for the people they should rightfully ban all the people from government.

People are by nature selfish and motivated by self-interests. The irony being that if they want a government that is of the people, by the people, and for the people they'll need to rid it of all the people.