60 Quotes About Potatoes


  • Author Sarah Jio
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    First, I'd stop by the butcher and select a special steak to accompany his favorite dish, gratin dauphinois, a simple yet inexplicably divine mixture of thinly sliced and layered potatoes, garlic, Gruyère cheese, and cream.

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  • Author Jerome K. Jerome
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    The more we peeled, the more peel there seemed to be left on; by the time we had got all the peel off and all the eyes out, there was no potato left - at least none worth speaking of.

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  • Author Matthew Inman
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    Just don't fall into a tanning bed. These machines are for vapid, narcissistic, idiots who have barren vacuums where their thoughts, fears, and passions should be. Spending time in a tanning bed will only earn you the appearance and intellect of an inbred baked potato.Don't be a baked potato.Be a person.

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  • Author Georg Rauch
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    Suddenly I had visions of being sent to prison, drilling until I fell over dead, or, at the very least, peeling potatoes into eternity.

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  • Author Charlotte Brontë
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    No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. Happiness is not a potato, to be planted in mould, and tilled with manure.

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  • Author Francis Bacon
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    They who derive their worth from their ancestors resemble potatoes, the most valuable part of which is underground.

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