67 Quotes About Profanity

He shook his head. "No, we do. I may be a little buzzed and really fucking horny, but I also need you to know that I love you. I should have said it the first time months ago, and I will keep saying it every damn day. I love you more than every single star in the Louisiana sky above us.

I am not much given to profanity, but when I am sorely aggravated and vexed in spirit I declare to you that it comes as such a relief to me, such a solace to my troubled soul, and brings me such Heavenly peace to every now and then allow a word of phrase to escape my lips which can serve me no other earthly purpose, seemingly, other than to render emphatic my otherwise mildly expressed ideas.

Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Occasionally one meets a Mormon with the knack of putting swear-words together, and sometimes one encounters a speck of interestingly-local profanity in the milk of Mormon human-kindness. I have not heard elsewhere the typical Mormon "I'll be go to Hell," and I have never found even in learned treatises the characteristic "Bear's Ass!" with which a native of Cache Valley expresses disgust.

She hit us,” the woman shrieked. That was the gist of it anyway. There were a lot of unladylike words that began with “F,” with various “C” words thrown in for leavening.…“Ben’s better,” I murmured. “He’s more creative when he swears.”“He does it in that English accent, which is too cool.

Profanity is to language as salt is to food. Too much will give you high blood pressure. Too little and it gets really f'ing bland." 

Profanity in language is like salt in food. Too much will give you high blood pressure. Too little and it gets really f'ing bland.

Profanity is to language like salt is to food. Too much will give you high blood pressure. Too little and it gets really f'ing bland.