40 Quotes by Lilian Jackson Braun

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

When a cat, who is a picture of grace and beauty, suddenly rolls over in a hideous posture, contorts his face and scratches his ear, he is telling you, sir, to go to blazes!

And Koko's behavior has been abnormal since we moved in. He's always talking to himself and staring into space.''He's talking to ghosts,' Roger said with a straight face.

Qwilleran closed the door and turned to Koko. 'How did you react to the noisy oaf?'Koko laid his ears back. Qwilleran thought, No one has ever called him "kitty." A more appropriate form of address would be "Your Excellency" or "Your Eminence.

A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fattaBut she's pretty and purryAnd funny and furrySo what does an ounce or two matta?

He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!