69 Quotes About Pun

Information wants to eat brie.

It ain't really Czechoslovakian,' I said, coughing. 'We used to call it the Cheque. Like, you drink it up now, you pay for it later.

Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. “And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good goddess graces.”Nellie pushed the pitcher forward. “Spill. Not the fudge sauce. The info.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

I think this will be a tremendous watershed moment, no pun intended, for our western development.

Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be!