146 Quotes About Puns

This did not seem to reassure Nico.“I don’t like being in the dark,” he muttered.An odd complaint for a child of Hades, but I understood what he meant.

I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.“I tried to live a good life. Does that help?”THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN.

...All the shops have been smashed open. There was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?""Yeah," said Rincewind. "...Luters, I expect.

Aye Oedipus, yir a complex fucker right enough

Coincidences are spiritual puns.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay.

Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.

And he won her freedom by playing beautiful music,' Roland added. 'I think he played a lute. Or maybe it was a lyre.''Ach, weel, that'll suit us fine,' said Daft Wullie. 'We're experts at lootin' an' then lyin' aboot it.