323 Quotes About Random

Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death.

You should never put the new antlers of a deer to your nose and smell them. They have little insects that crawl into the nose and devour the brain.

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

Lazy people fact: #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read this^ number.

If you take some words at random and put them together, it becomes gibberish, and everyone who knows the meaning of words knows it as such. But if you take unrelated moving images and string them together, there will always be some people who will hold that the resultant strip of celluloid aims at some profundity.

...pot roast. It could be reheated. It mighttaste like a sneaker, but it would be warm.

There's always light at the end of the tunnel... just pray it's not a train.

The random makes it awesome.

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