323 Quotes About Random

Don't care. It's a mystery. Know what I like about mysteries? They're mysterious.

Jesus, we forgot the goddamn ape!

The Cracked Eggs, he says, have broken up.

75 degrees: the perfect—and possibly only acceptable—temperature.

Events do not reflect God's choices. They happen at random, and randomness is another name for chaos… And chaos is evil; not wrong, not malevolent, but evil nonetheless.

No, my scores didn’t reflect my superior intellect as much as they did my ability to memorize all the little tricks for acing the test. For me the SATs were a necessary annoyance, but not the big trauma that they are for most high-school students.

Bridget has vowed to never, ever date a celebrity (or quasi-celebrity) again.“Unless it’s, like, James Dean back from the dead,” she says.“Well, that’s sensible,” I say.

Bridget has vowed to never, ever date a celebrity (or quasi-celebrity) again.'Unless it’s, like, James Dean back from the dead,' she says.'Well, that’s sensible,' I say.

Si todo ha sido programado, nada puede obedecer a la casualidad.