323 Quotes About Random

Everything's just fucking Disney with you.

I will never fit in becauseI wasn't meant to

Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance

And when you get where you’re going, you darn well better look great!

Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee."That was code. It meant "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important.

If you fall, I'll be the there

Normally I’d run off in the other direction when faced with a man wearing what were essentially pyjamas to work, but this time... well, they matched my boxers.

I'm so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers. I mean, once they're stuck, that's it. No going back now. Stupid stickers.

I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.