323 Quotes About Random

You can tell he's mexican because of his chinese eyes.

Meow, Meow, Meeeeooooow?

Why are we learning about the past, when this is History?

I can grow a pair.

She told you to G.T.F.O. over text????

Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.

You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.