400 Quotes About Readers

I am Orafoura, but you can call me Jarod Kintz. I’m fairly proud to proclaim that Dora J. Arod has me on her short list of “World’s worst writers.” The list couldn’t get any shorter, because I’m the only name on it. I should tell her to stop calling it a list, and change the title to “World’s worst writer.” If you’re wondering why I rate all my work one star, it’s because the rating system doesn’t have a zero star option, or better yet, go into negative numbers.

I don't have a favorite book. I have hundreds.

There is no greater plague to an introvert than the extroverted.

What's the difference between a private library and a book hoarder?' he wonders.We are both silent before chuckling and answering in unison: 'Faeces.

Who can say they saw a whole play or read a whole book? Each has their own experience, their own play, their own book

Readers can surprise you. Many times, they notice layers in your stories, that even you were not aware of while writing.

When you write it, don't write it in the manner of a spooky story. Don't try to give an explanation. Just say that I don't know what to make of it, just write it like I tell it, so the reader can make up his own mind.

And yet, wasn't the terrific thing about stories the fact that they joined readers together, that they made people realize they were not alone in their hopes, dreams, and fears?

The careful reader, and even the careless reader who's had a few too many drinks, will notice that the Point of View is not all male. You'll see plenty of male nakedness here, and the women are not the rocket-breasted, uber-sexualized portrayals of women that comics often offer.