135 Quotes About Redneck

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.