135 Quotes About Redneck

I believe a family just isn’t complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy’s nose right around the time they divorced.

Under the Roman Empire, barbarians were the rural trash of their day. The word "pagan" is derived from the Latin pagus, meaning "country", and Romans used it disparagingly to describe country dwellers. Likewise, "heathen" originally meant those rural types who lived under cover of the heath. Both "pagan" and "heathen" are thus ancient verbal ancestors of "hillbilly.

I emerged into the sticky-hot evening to find Ricky smoking on the hood of his battered car. Something about his mud-encrusted boots and the way he let smoke curl from his lips and how the sinking sun lit his green hair reminded me of a punk, redneck James Dean. He was all of those things, a bizarre cross-pollination of subcultures possible only in South Florida.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

Let's all sing the redneck national anthem: Settle for what you can get.

She lives in a town of sorry history,indifferent to ethical perspectives,apathetic to female attributes,cargo and trunk liners,spilled oil in the garage,telephone poles shaped like liquor bottles,sustaining burly weather,cardiac distressing cold,tobacco and mortality,lying face-up on the bar’s concrete floor,no one can waste a lifefaster than a Montana redneck.

if its brown its down

Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed for O.J.'s acquittal.