135 Quotes About Redneck

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.