135 Quotes About Redneck

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.