135 Quotes About Redneck
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You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
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You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
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You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
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You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
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You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
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You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
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You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
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You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
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You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
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