135 Quotes About Redneck

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!