334 Quotes About Romantic-comedy

But contrary to what others may think, Prince Charming learned that sometimes what may seem like a catastrophe of chaotic proportions might just lead to finding your happily ever after.

When taking a suitor to task for not demonstrating sufficient impatience to declare himself so as to scale the wall outside your bedchamber and enter your room through the window, which, you will recall, you did last night,” he said with conversational ease as if arriving to take tea in her sitting room, “it’s commonly accepted courtesy to have a window through which he may enter. In the absence of just such an aperture, I was forced to sneak into the house through the front door.

I take hold of the coffee mug, inhaling the fumes as though my life depends on it.

Aren’t we a bit too old to be making number sixty-nine jokes, Al?’He looks at me like I’m mad. ‘Jaz mate, you are never too old to make number sixty-nine jokes.

My cock has turned to solid concrete. I’m flying commando and it is threatening to introduce itself out of the top of my jeans. I don’t think she’s ready for the Van-Zeller manhood quite just yet. Give it a couple of days though.

Green,” he muttered.“What do you mean?”"You're turning green, Miss Hernandez."Feeling insulted, she growled, "What are you talking about? I'm not the Incredible Hulk!"Chuckling, he shook his head. "No, you're not, thank goodness. But you're green. Green and jealous.

As a romance author, I’m supposed to know how to make love out of words, and maybe once, I thought I did. After tonight, however, I don’t think I would know where to begin. It’s easy to fill a page with saccharine dialogue and pretty similes. Yet now it seems that every word of every page I’ve ever written falls terribly and tragically short.

In a deep voice that comes dangerously close to a growl he says, "I can teach you the fundamentals of something else if you want." He touches my arm and goosebumps break out on my body from head to toe.

Do you want to see where this goes?” he says, his voice deep and hoarse.I nod enthusiastically. “Yes, let’s go here first.” I place his hand on my breast and lean in for a kiss.