334 Quotes About Romantic-comedy

Facebook should start publishing breakup stories. 'So and so and so and so are no longer in a relationship.' With a tombstone next to it.

I'm never going to live this down. I will forever be known as the pastor's kid who got arrested, made friends in jail, and threw up on the singles camping trip. That will look great on a resume.

Can you faint from awesome boy scent?

He just happens to be even more beautiful in person than on Twitter, and screw this- he's totally from Saturn. Earthlings don't look like this.

This stupid infatuation had to stop. I was Trina Clemons, future valedictorian of Sky Ridge High. I had plans. Plans that didn’t involve any detours with slacker party boys who wore shoelaces in their hair.

Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.

Opposites attract but only to torture each other.

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.