98 Quotes About Santa

Maybe we should spend less time teaching kids to believe in Santa and more time teaching them to believe in themselves.

Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)

Harper?” Cash murmured after a long moment. “Hmm?” I turned my head. “Do you believe in Santa?” I shifted onto my side to look at him, smiling. “Yeah, I do.”He adjusted his head to look at me. “Even though he’s something our parents say isn’t real?”I nodded. “Yeah, definitely. There’s usually some kind of truth behind stories.”He looked up to the tree then to me. “Think we can see him tonight?” I laughed and sat up. “Who? Santa? Why not? It couldn’t hurt to try.

I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.

We're like their Santa Claus. It's kind of special and we make them feel normal.

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With a big red bow on it?